February 2012
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
1 tag
8 tags
Watchsweetbabygoose:
suddenlyfalling:
Behind the Scenes: Star Trek 2, feat. Benedict Cumberbatch and Zachary Quinto’s fight scenes.
Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
fearisforthewinter:
King in the North: THE GEORGE R.R. MARTIN FORMULA
apio:
When a character hits 100 points, they’ll be killed off, crippled, imprisoned, or lose everything.
Does something noble = 70 pts
Is a Stark = 50 pts
Is a good human being = 50 pts
Is followed really closely for no apparent reason for more than two chapters = 50 pts
Looks like he/she’s going to win = 40 pts
...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
1 tag
Watchthedailywhat:
Oscars: Cirque du Soleil performers perform a movie-themed tribute to movies at tonight’s movie awards.
[@zprophet_mma.]
1 tag
michaelfassbendersteeth:
ladyyatexel:
My...
2 tags
spacetime-inspector replied to your photoset: The Twelve Houses series by Sharon Shinn Mystic…
my goodness you’ve been reading so much lately! i’m jealous!
:D I kind of did this so I could also set up my re-reading list :P I have all of these books in PDFs on my computer and I’m working my way through them.
9 tags
1 tag
4 tags
4 tags
4 tags
weareyoung-golden:
I just want someone to look at me like they’d go to the ends of the earth with me.
To see me as the most important person in the world
I don’t want to just fade, with nobody to remember me.
Somebody who would really care if I was gone
If I went elsewhere, to another school or state or country, would anybody care? would they be sad?
it’s why I’ve always loved to listen to...
2 tags
4 tags
1 tag
mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
It’s the worst feeling, and that’s why I’m really glad there’s a phrase for it somewhere in the world: pena ajena. I...
1 tag
And that, kids, is why we don’t text and drive.
1 tag
1 tag
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral”
(source: npr)
7 tags
